20 Problems Only Cinema Workers Will Understand
3. Patrons Passing You A Ticket With Their Mouths
You can spot these guys from across the lobby.
The patron will be holding two buckets of popcorn and balancing a diet Pepsi on their shoulder, their piéce de résistance being a wet ticket between their teeth whilst mumbling something indistinguishable.
Of course, we pretend we don't understand until said patron finds a flat surface or until we have no choice but to reluctantly take it.
Another favourite is, "It's in my back pocket, can you grab it for me?"