20 Problems Only Cinema Workers Will Understand

3. Patrons Passing You A Ticket With Their Mouths

You can spot these guys from across the lobby.

The patron will be holding two buckets of popcorn and balancing a diet Pepsi on their shoulder, their piéce de résistance being a wet ticket between their teeth whilst mumbling something indistinguishable.

Of course, we pretend we don't understand until said patron finds a flat surface or until we have no choice but to reluctantly take it.

Another favourite is, "It's in my back pocket, can you grab it for me?"
 
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KJ Lewis is 35 years old, was able to rear three small children into three slightly bigger children and has a relatively untested and unfounded passion for writing. You can find him at Twitter: @onefistintheair or Facebook: KJ Lewis