20 Rules You Must Follow To Survive A Slasher Movie

13. Also Don't Say "That Sort Of Thing Only Happens In Movies"

Never say this. Ever. Mainly just because it's an awful line that will have everyone in the cinema rolling their eyes as one. But also, of course, because any character that tries to deny the existence of the serial killer, or to claim that the mysterious monstrous being in the woods is just a local legend, is one of the first to go.
 
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