20 Terrible Movies You Should See Before You Die

7. Troll 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyophYBP_w4

Leave it to Claudio Fragasso (Monster Dog) to make a movie where the dialogue is translated badly from Italian, the costumes consist of burlap sacks and rubber masks and the lead performers have never acted before. Oh, and there isn’t a single troll in it.

What sets Troll 2 apart is its sheer insanity: vegetarian goblins, led by a sexy witch in a bad make-up job, lure unsuspecting families to the town of ‘Nilbog’, where they’re fed contaminated food that turns them into green goo – the only food the goblins can eat.

In the end, the witch is vanquished when the young hero brandishes a bologna sandwich.  

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Ian Watson is the author of 'Midnight Movie Madness', a 600+ page guide to "bad" movies from 'Reefer Madness' to 'Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead.'