20 Terrible Movies You Should See Before You Die

Jon Mikl Thor, lead singer of the Canadian hair metal band Thor, plays “Triton The Archangel”, a Heaven-sent ass-kicker who battles the forces of darkness while wearing a cape and leather thong.

At the film’s climax, Thor battles none other than Lucifer himself (or his glove puppet equivalent), who pelts him with plastic starfish while generic rock music screeches on the soundtrack.

Forget Poltergeist – this is the movie Hollywood needs to remake.