3. Howard The Duck (1986)
Its going out on a limb to call any one film the flattest, clunkiest and most depressing picture ever released by a major studio, so heres a compromise: Howard The Duck is the flattest, clunkiest and most depressing movie released by a major studio in the 1980s. The tragedy is that Steve Gerbers comic book character is loads of fun, a cynical, bad tempered duck from another world whos angry at being stuck on a planet where Jimmy Carter can become President. In this George Lucas-produced megabomb, however, hes the invention of a focus group, a special effect intended to appeal to a broad demographic. Now give us all your money and shut up. Writing in Twilight Zone Magazine, Gahan Wilson called the film, outstanding in its attempt to cater to an audience of remarkably low intelligence. I think it would be fair to say that the level of its aim could be described as condescending, even insulting, and its kind of awesome to try to envision what kind of theaterful they mustve had in mind.
Ian Watson
Ian Watson is the author of 'Midnight Movie Madness', a 600+ page guide to "bad" movies from 'Reefer Madness' to 'Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead.'
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