20 Worst Movie Moments Of 2015

14. Chappie - The Moment Where Die Antwoord Won€™t Die

Writer/director Neill Blomkamp is a man gratingly hellbent on eradicating any and all goodwill still left over from his brilliant debut District 9 six years ago. Elysium was bad enough, if only by being charmlessly mediocre. Chappie was set to be worse€ and then he cast his favourite band in central roles in the film. Not just central roles, but essentially playing themselves: that€™s Ninja and Yolandi Visser from rave-rap group Die Antwoord, by the way, playing characters named Ninja and Yolandi who dress, act and speak exactly as Ninja and Yolandi Visser from Die Antwoord do onstage and in interviews. If you were feeling incredibly charitable, you could consider it to be metatextual in some way, but really it€™s just lazy and sad and lazy all over again. Let€™s get this out of the way: no, Die Antwoord are not good actors. They can€™t even play their own stage personas convincingly on screen, which you would imagine would be a slam dunk. Somehow, Blomkamp developed the impression that these two individuals would be fantastic in the lead roles as the €˜mother and father€™ of the fledgling artificial intelligence of the title. They were not. More precisely, the pair were so obnoxious in the film that many reviewers actively wanted them to die. It€™s not entirely clear whether they meant the characters in the movie or Die Antwoord themselves, although both would have been fine with me. The net result is that Chappie feels like a feature length advertisement for the band themselves in the form of a remake of Short Circuit. If that€™s what Blomkamp was aiming for, then mission accomplished€
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