6. Parachute Jump - Terrible Joke
Landing a plane is so passé. The Rock takes the aviator's plane and flies it to San Francisco but decides that the only real way to enter a quake-ravaged death zone is by parachute. So Carla straps herself to Dwayne Johnson and they jump out of the plane, literally trapping her between The Rock and a hard place. They land on the pitch at AT&T park, a baseball stadium. After they touch down, The Rock utters the best worst line in the whole movie: "It's been a while since I got you to second base." BOOM. That line is
monumental, to which the only proper response can be: "Hahaha, good one Rock, now let's go look for our daughter who's likely dead."