25 Worst Christmas Movies Of All Time

13. Elves (1989)

Santa With Muscles
AIP Home Video

A demonic Christmas elf is woken up as part of a Neo-Nazi scheme to somehow create the master race Hitler envisioned in this hilariously terrible holiday horror that's so bad you still can't officially buy it on DVD.

The film isn't just content to feature Nazis, though, there's also creepy Antichrist rituals, incest, cat drowning and much more, which places Elves on a razor's edge between being a darkly comic masterpiece and one of the worst things ever committed to film. As it turns out, though, it's the latter.

There's nothing quite like it out there, so it's certainly more watchable (if also a lot worse) than many of the films on this list.

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