25 Worst Christmas Movies Of All Time

2. Santa Claus Conquers The Martians (1964)

Santa With Muscles
Embassy Pictures

The only thing remotely noteworthy about this rancid B-movie is that it's the first ever film to feature Mrs. Claus on-screen.

Martians attempt to kidnap Santa in order for the children of Mars to have more fun in a movie that's nowhere near as entertaining as it sounds.

With atrocious production values, horrible acting and a disappointing lack of wit and humour, this could've been a knowingly silly effort and all the better for it, but instead it settles for being compulsively watchable in its awfulness and not a whole lot more.

Somewhat unsurprisingly, the Mystery Science Theater 3000 version of the film is a lot more entertaining.

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