25 Worst Christmas Movies Of All Time

20. Christmas Caper (2007)

Santa With Muscles
ABC

Not even able to go straight-to-video, this Shannon Doherty-starring Christmas romp went straight-to-TV, which tells you pretty much everything you need to know.

A Christmas-hating thief (Doherty) returns to her hometown to lie low after a job gone wrong and begins plotting to rob the locals on Christmas Eve. Hi-jinks ensue!

This film doesn't have an unpredictable bone in its body, and the single memorable element is Doherty, who is extremely good at playing douchebag characters. Still, you know exactly where the story is going, and to that end it's woefully boring.

Thankfully this one's so low-key there's very little chance of accidentally running into it. Phew.

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