Because Dick truly has to live up to his name, he ends up hijacking the Batmobile after discovering the Batcave, as despite the vehicle's evident sophistication, there apparently aren't any security measures to prevent this. Alfred informs Bruce of the news just as he's getting comfy with Chase, while Dick rides the Batmobile into the wrong side of town, picks a fight with some thugs (who laugh at him for claiming to be Batman) and saves a pretty girl (who rewards him with an unexpected kiss), before more goons show up and Bats has to bail him out. Robin's kind of a douche to begin with, we get it. Let's move on...
Stay at home dad who spends as much time teaching his kids the merits of Martin Scorsese as possible (against the missus' wishes).
General video game, TV and film nut. Occasional sports fan. Full time loon.
