1. Jeremy Kyle the Opera
Remember Jerry Springer the Opera? Sure it was weird but it certainly didn't make it any less successful and why couldn't the same success come for one of our very own? King of the daytime, Jeremy Kyle himself. We all know someone who's been on it and even if you don't there's literally tons of inbreeding, DNA testing, smacked of your tits storylines to chose from to make one Hell of a rock opera, with Jezza as Satan playing himself complete with that whiter than white smile he adopted for the US version. Is it really that hard to imagine Kyle with a set of horns? We didn't think so either.