Because killing helpless civilians is only fun to a point, one shark decides to try out one of the park's rides when the storm blows it onto the tracks of a rollercoaster. Hilariously, the shark lands at the peak of the track several times and keeps sliding back down, gradually gaining more and more speed until it's able to reach the top and not fall back down. Yes, that happened.
Stay at home dad who spends as much time teaching his kids the merits of Martin Scorsese as possible (against the missus' wishes).
General video game, TV and film nut. Occasional sports fan. Full time loon.
