3. Weyland's Been on Board The Whole Damn Movie - Prometheus
I really enjoyed
Prometheus for what it was (but not as
Alien canon). But it definitely falls apart before the third act, I think in this moment where a heavily made-up and elderly Guy Pearce appears on board to assert he's been there the whole time and that he's excited to meet the aliens. It doesn't help that it's in this very same scene we find out that not only has he been playing stowaway (okay, they knew he was there), but he's also the man responsible for fathering Charlize Theron. ...okay, maybe we can forgive him for that.