2. Hulk Hogan
Known For: Suburban Commando, No Holds Barred, Thunder in Paradise What ya gunna do, brother? What ya gunna do when the Hulkster and his 24 inch python's run wild on the big screen in his much needed return to action hero super status! Yes kids, at one time or another Hulk Hogan was considered an action hero due to his impressive guns, legendary status in the world of wrestling and his bad ass moustache. Since then his pectorals have gone south, his 24 inch pythons have been humanely put to rest and his moustache ... well he still has his moustache. The last few years have been pretty rough for the Immortal Hulk Hogan what with his wife leaving him, his son nearly killing a guy and the unveiling of his horrendously bad sex tape so it would be a wise career move for him to petition for a role in a future Expendables movie. Hogan's over the top enough to fit right in with Sly and Arnie and is still a recognisable name in entertainment despite not appearing in a WWE ring since 2007. One of Hogan's selling points to producers should be his ability to play a contemptible bad guy as well and all they'd need to provide him with is a little black paint to colour in his stubble. Believe me if that's all it takes to sign such a legend to a movie deal I'd be out buying beard dye right now. Get to it Hollywood ... while the guy can still stand up.