Honorable Mentions
There are several more bars I MIGHT want to get drunk in, but some of them offer a little too much danger for my drunken tastes.
The Titty Twister - From Dusk Till Dawn - Too many vampires for my taste, but at least they're HOT vampires. And they have the best food in all of Mexico. Hmmmmmm, I might have to think about this one a little more. The Winchester - Shaun of the Dead - I'm not sure Shaun is the guy I want around me in a place with a rifle over the bar, but as long as the zombies are busy elsewhere, I could stand having a beer with him. The Double Deuce - Roadhouse - If I'm not getting stabbed, I'm getting a razor-boot to the face or getting beat up by a really fat guy. No thanks. The Korova Milk Bar - A Clockwork Orange - Opium-laced milk and incredibly cruel psychopaths. I'm out. The Raven - Raiders of the Lost Ark - Ok, this place might be pretty great; especially if you're lost in the Himalayas. I think I could avoid the fights and Nazis as long as I sit close to that incredible fireplace, but why take the chance? Porky's - Porky's - Man, this place looks fun. Unfortunately, one wrong step and you're getting eaten by alligators. And that wrong step is easy to take when you're drunk. Coyote Ugly Saloon - Coyote Ugly - This might look like a great place to get drunk - hot chicks dancing on the bar, lots of people, great music - but I'm not much for a crowd so big I can't scratch myself without also scratching the guy next to me. Plus, I'm afraid once I got drunk and began ogling the dancing barmaids, my wife would beat me senseless (if she could actually raise her arms in such a tight crowd). Where's your favorite bar? Let me know in the comments and maybe we'll meet there some time.