5 Disappointing Stephen King Adaptations

2. Children of the Corn

Children of the Corn Children of the Corn was released in 1984, doing well in the box office but not charming the critics, with a Rotten Tomatoes rating of 39%. King had the short story first published back in 1977. Big Names Attached: Linda Hamilton (aka Sarah Connor) stars, but I guess that's about it. Is The Book Better?: I'll admit, I haven't read this one yet. Alright, so there's not much to say about this one. I haven't seen the book, and there's no exciting talent attached to the film, so there really isn't a good reason to have such high hopes for this in the first place. But, it's the overall premise that promises something exciting and well, scary. The whole idea of a demonic entity that entices all the children in the town to murder all the adults in a ritual-like fashion. That. Sounds. Amazing. Alas, the film doesn't live up. The premise is so brilliant and really demands a good adaptation, but the script, acting and production values all fall short. It's just nowhere near as creepy or iconic as it could've been. A damn shame, really. The vast majority of the child actors are woefully unconvincing; especially annoying is the ginger kid, Malaki, who is far too over the top to be effectively creepy. Props to Isaac though; he's probably the only one of the bunch worth remembering. Still, it's not enough...
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