2. Surfer, Dude (2008)
Okay, Surfer, Dude is obviously about surfing, so you can't really blame Matt's abs for being at the forefront of the screen a lot of the time. Well, maybe you can if he remains topless for almost the entire movie, even when walking around other people's houses and places of work - save the odd occasion he deigns to cover his torso with a tiny vest that doesn't really leave an awful lot to the imagination. Again, the story doesn't lend itself to anything but gratuitous male shirtlessness, seeing as it's based around the loss of purpose of someone whose vocab relies on the use of "whoa" "man" and "dude" at least two hundred times a day. This, coupled with a support cast of characters who are so "chillaxed" that you're worried their hearts will stop beating if they sit for too long on a sofa, makes for an uncomfortable and ab-heavy watch. "I just wanna surf". Put a top on, and then we'll talk. Maybe.