Rule 3: Zombieland Rule 17: Be A Hero
The Rule: After much pondering and zombie cowardice, Columbus comes to the revelation that it is indeed best to be a hero in the bid to save Emma Stone from zombies.
How This Rule Would Improve Fight Club: Think of how well they managed to mobilise a group of dissatisfied, workaday men into a brutal force of anti-establishment demolition practitioners, if they turned this into something productive you could have quite the team of community assistants Or perhaps a roving band of Meat Loaf led men in spandex dispensing vigilante justice Up to you which one you prefer. While many could counter this argument with suggestions that what they are doing makes them heroes by their attacks upon banks and the established order of working boredom, one cant help but think this could only be made more acceptable if they threw the old tea party for the elderly, or something of that ilk. On top of that, this rules inspiration, Columbus, had pretty lady Emma Stone to fight for, so in order to motivate them more efficiently there would need to be an assembly of pretty ladies for them to battle for; or maybe just Helena Bonham Carter in her Bellatrix Lestrange costume. Just me?