5 Properties We Wouldn't Mind M****** B** Bringing to the Big Screen

1. Street Sharks

Because nothing screams "M****** B**" like the idea of four, overly-machismo, dolt-headed college boys who have been genetically altered into sharks and spend their days swimming underground and just eating the *hit out of everything they see. This is one of the biggest no-brainers in cinematic history. I'm amazed that B** managed to look over this property (I'm assuming he probably doesn't know it exists) to capitalize on the Ninja Turtles, considering Street Sharks is an obvious knock off the success of that entity. http://youtu.be/8ZKpdihzeIo The movie practically writes itself with horridly amazing one-liners like "JAWSOME!" and is full of classic B**-stereotypes. And, really, who wouldn't want to do a movie featuring surfer-dude shark-men? Exactly. M****** B**, this haiku is for you:
M****** B** Street Sharks I am all out of money I saw it twelve times
What do you think? Are there any properties you would like to see B** get a hold of? Let us know down below!
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Cameron Carpenter is an aspiring screenwriter, current film and journalism student, and self-diagnosed cinephile, which only sounds bad in certain circles. Devoted fan of comics, movies, theater, Jesus Christ, Sidney Lumet, and Peter O'Toole, he sometimes spends too much time on his Scribd and comicbookmovie.com, but doesn't think you're one to judge, devoted reader. You can follow him on Twitter to watch him talk to people you didn't know exist. Oh, and Daredevil is quite the big deal around here (my head).