1. The Universe Needs Machete to Save It
In today's cinema, the world is at stake every week. We've seen Superman save it, The Avengers save it, Brad Pitt save it...everybody's saved it. Naturally, now that films have exhausted the whole "save the planet" storyline, it looks like we're moving into new and bold territory where the entire galaxy and/or universe will now need saving every few days. Evidence being films like Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy and The Avengers: Age of Ultron. With everyone getting a chance to save the world, galaxy, universe, whatever, it's time for Machete to save it. The universe doesn't need any more hunks or superheroes to flex their muscles and look at the screen like Banana Republic Models. We need a hard ass guy with a machete and a bad attitude to come in and rescue humanity and possibly other undiscovered races from seemingly unavoidable doom. Plus, with the "high stakes" story-lines beginning to take their toll on movie audiences, the Machete franchise has found the perfect element to poke fun at and find humor in. Hey, if Brad Pitt can save the world from zombies, I know for a fact Machete can save the whole damn galaxy. Comment below and tell us whether you think a third Machete movie is needed and let everyone know whether you enjoyed the man's most recent wild adventure: Machete Kills.