4. Just On The Off Chance That Justin Bieber Is Being Considered
Let's be honest, he's no Burt Ward is he? When pop plonker Justin Bieber published a photo of himself holding what appeared to be a script for the Batman/Superman movie, the global collective comic book fandom had to consciously suppress their gag reflexes. It led some people to believe that Bieber could be auditioning for the part of Robin - a prospect that could, quite literally, result in a worldwide boycott of the movie. It would be absolutely horrific. Of course, given that this is a fellow who spits on his own fans, it could just be a wind-up (and you should all pray to Jesus, Allah, Odin, Superman and everyone else you can think of that that's the case). However, on the off chance (even if it's a mere 0.00001% chance) that this idiot might be considered for the potential role of Robin, the role of Robin should be abolished. Now. With a very brief acting history that includes (ahem) stellar roles such as "Pizzi's Best Friend" in Cubed and "Alien on TV Monitors" in Men in Black 3, it's probably safe to say he's not up to this task yet (and come on "Beliebers", even you have to admit that's true).