5 Reasons Why Twilight Saga Should Get Reboot

3. Redo The Digital Effects

This is a no brainer really, in a film which involves superhuman strength and speed and werewolves (by today€™s standards, rather modest digital difficulties) you need the effects to be adequate enough to stop people from laughing the film off as a small time production that made 60s CGI look like Avatar. Which sadly, Twilight has not done. Instead it has made Edward look like a high budget character from Alvin and The Chipmunks in the first film, werewolves look as realistic as the notion of me making love with Katy Perry and Kirsten Stewart like a cold expressionless ha- ...Oh that€™s her acting? Right... Monsters taught us you don€™t need a big budget for brilliant effects, just people good at digital effects, get some people on board for the reboot and everything should be fine and dandy. Key Players...Soundtrack: Anyone but Paramore...For the love of God anyone but Paramore.
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