5 Reasons Why Wild Wild West Will Be The Best Movie Of 1999

3. Robots

spider That€™s right: it has ROBOTS! If you€™ve seen the teaser, you€™ve seen the giant mechanical spider that looks like da bomb. I€™m actually pretty surprised it took Hollywood this long to really combine the old west and sci-fi genres. Aren€™t these two a match made in heaven? The only thing that could make it better would be the inclusion of aliens, although I couldn€™t even fathom how one would go about making an alien cowboy movie. As it is, this movie does not include aliens; it includes machines. Which begs the question: could Will Smith be a robot? Or Salma Hayek? Maybe even Ulysses S. Grant? If it is Grant, will they impeach him for trying to unleash Skynet on the nation (maybe Clinton could stop congress from trying to impeach him with that threat)? I, for one, would love to see a cyborg Will Smith fighting robots.
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Tom Stadler is an American writer who doesn't shy away from a challenge. He was once given the daunting task of re-writing word-for-word, "A Tale of Two Cities". He responded to this challenge by grabbing a cocktail napkin and scribbling "A-Tale-Of-Two-Cities". Tom is a lover of sports, movies, and television, and will not let anything in life distract him from these things.