5 Reasons You Wish Uncle Buck Was Your Uncle

1. Buck Doesn't Take No Rubbish From No One!

Uncle Buck Clown Based on what I've already said, we can easily glean that Buck doesn't put up with any nonsense from young ne'er do wells, which can only be of benefit to his nephews and nieces right? Another example of this is with the clown that Miles' mum hires for his birthday as a surprise, much to his friend's disgust. Luckily for him, and much like Miles' birthday toast, Poota the Clown doesn't even get through the door thanks to Uncle Buck. Noticing the hired clown has a huge hangover, picked up he finds out, after being up all night at a bachelorette party, and upon hearing the inappropriate jokes he intends on telling the children, Buck sends him packing. But before he does he makes sure he gives him the obligatory two right hooks on his squidgy red nose, and coming out with one of the simplest one liners I've ever heard, "Get in your mouse, and get out of here!" With all these facts taken into consideration, don't you wish he was your uncle too? No one will be messing with you and you'd have the easiest life ever! Uncle Buck, we salute you!
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