5 Things That Can't Happen In Logan (And 5 That Can)

3. Hulk

Wolverine's first ever comic book appearance was in Hulk #180 as an adversary for the Hulk. Ever since then, the two have had some kind of rivalry.

In Old Man Logan, the Hulk has given up on heroics and essentially become a slumlord while Logan is living in a part of America Hulk owns called "Hulkland." The Hulk has inbred children with his cousin She-Hulk, and their hillbilly grandchildren collect rent from tenants.

Logan goes to earn money for rent with Hawkeye, only to find his family has been killed by the Hulk Gang. Logan then goes to fight the Hulk, who promptly eats him, before Wolverine bursts out of the big guy's stomach in a sequence that is both hilarious and disgusting.

Sadly, with the Hulk's movie rights being split between Universal and Marvel, there's no way this part of the story will make it into Logan.