5 Video Game Movie Adaptations That Totally Sucked

1. Max Payne

I don€™t care who you are or what you say. You may not have agreed with me on any of the above games but I cannot and will not accept that there is a worse game based movie that sucks more than Max Payne. The reasons are limitless. Take all the points I wrote about the above movies, list them out and then loop them for 100 minutes and the result will be Max Payne. The reason why the movies sucked so much was because it stayed so far from the game to the point that the only similarities they shared was a guy named May Payne who€™s family suffered a tragic fate. The reasons don€™t stop there though. Max-Payne-Movie-03 The movie had demons. The movie had useless dialogue. The movie featured a Razzie-worthy performance by Mark Wahlberg. The movie had a plot so nonsensical, you€™d wish you were the ones who was killed instead of the protagonist€™s family. The movie was so bad, Scott Miller who was a producer behind the original game made a public statement against the movie. Who does that?! I cannot in words accurately describe how bad this movie is so I urge you to watch it, and then come back and read this. In all honesty, John Moore could€™ve made a better movie by stringing together all the cut-scenes of the game.
 
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