5 Ways To Nail That Job Interview: Hollywood Style

4. Act Professional At All Times

With unemployment rampant throughout the know galaxy, it's easy to reek of desperation and neediness in this stressful, economic climate. This unattractive combo isn't just a bad projection for dating; these traits will also decimate any chances of securing employment in your job interview. So, now that you have dressed the part, you need to exude a confident, calm and professional manner which will help things move along efficiently. To achieve this, take note of the following: Use positive body language. Good, open posture combined with a peaceful demeanour and assertive facial nods. Avoid slouching at all costs and if you can manage anything other than a blank, gormless vacant look on your face, that will be a tremendous bonus. Smile, but don't go overboard. Think cool and collected rather than over enthusiastic scary clown face. Answer questions clearly and concisely. Take a brief moment to gather you thoughts and try not to mumble and go off on a tangent. If you are questioned about why your last job ended, a simple, short and factual statement will suffice. Badmouthing other companies isn't the most professional of actions and believe me, nobody wants to hear all the Jeremy Kyle/Jerry Springer ins and outs on why you left/got fired/burnt the place to the ground. It very well might have been due to entrapment, and it is very possible you will have your day in court, but nonetheless, explaining that you were stitched up for stealing a diabetic colleagues' fun sized Twix in a staged honey pot operation does not help your chances with your would-be boss. Besides, the background check will bring all those hidden sins to the forefront if needed. Do not repeatedly state that you will "do anything" to get the position. This is a great way to devalue yourself and make employers feel you have no other prospective options elsewhere. Unless of course, you are that desperate...might help I suppose. Do not get down on your knees and beg shouting "PLEEEAASSSEE, TAKE ME!!!" Avoid making throwaway comments about how the outcome of the interview may impact your home life, such as "maybe the children will have enough to eat this winter after all..." When the interview comes to an end, say "Thank you" and smile, even shake the hand of the interviewer if it feels right. Do not say anything along the lines of "you'll let me know right!? Right?!? Promise me!! The last 14 interviews didn't." Act cool. In summary, try to radiate an air of already belonging to the company, and if possible try to act as if you are the prize without coming across as too detached or arrogant. Then again you could try the Ted approach.....