5. Dora The Explorer: The Search For The Infinity Orb
Dora the Explorer is an annoyingly cute, bilingual little Latina who travels the globe with her trusty backpack thwarting the efforts of the dastardly Swiper the Fox. The appeal of Dora is limited to those of you who want your pre-school television shows to be presented in both English and Spanish and despite an array of colourful characters - including a talking map and a witch - is easily one of the most irritating shows on the entire Nickelodeon network, and that's saying something. Despite being an annoying kids TV show you can't deny how cool the Dora movie looks thanks to those clever sons of bitches over at College Humour. They have taken the essential Dora experience and given it a Harry Potter-esque make over and giving the titular character more of an edge. Sure a movie version of Dora would be far from the top of our list of must see movies were it ever to actually happen but you only have to look at this trailer to see how you could be missing out by giving it a miss. Action packed, bilingual and with all the fourth wall breaking shenanigans from the original TV show Dora the Explorer: The Search for the Infinity Orb looks like fun for all the family and would appeal to the Spy Kids generation. And if you're not down with that then you can Anda que te coja un burro!