50 Funniest Comedy Movie Moments Since 2000
26. Milking Cats - Meet The Parents (2000)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXNwzKo5YpsThe Movie: Ben Stiller stars as Gaylord "Greg" Focker, a hapless nurse who finds himself in a series of unfortunate events when he meets his girlfriend's parents. In particular, his girlfriend's father Jack (Robert De Niro).
The Scene: Greg becomes so desperate for approval that he ultimately begins to tell flat-out lies to meet his goal. This includes telling Jack that he grew up on a farm and milked animals at one point. At dinner, that night, the subject is bought up and Greg is called out on his lie.
To cover his tracks Greg claims that he considered his childhood home a farm because he had a lot of pets and that one time he milked a cat. To keep up with his unnecessary lie, he goes into much detail and it's suitably awkward.
Memorable Quote: "I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?"