50 Funniest Comedy Movie Moments Since 2000

The Movie: Through all its misery and crudeness, it’s easy to forget that Bad Santa is really a comedy at heart. Billy Bob Thorton is the titular department store Santa, an alcoholic who takes scores with a partner named Marcus; the pair works malls in order to rob them. It's a Christmas movie for the jaded masses.

The Scene: During a particular bad bender, Santa shows up to work more sloshed than usual as he gets into a fight with a display reindeer and pees his pants in front of the children. This leads to another comical exchange between Santa's height challenged partner Marcus and the store's head of security (Bernie Mac) as they try to decide what to do with him.

Memorable Quote: "Special treatment? I'm 3-foot-f*cking-tall you assh*le! It's a matter of physics. Draw me a sketch of how I get him to the car, huh?"