50 Reasons Why Die Hard Is The Greatest Action Movie Of All Time

40. Classic Dialogue #2

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John McClane: "Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister." A classic wise-crack and lovely call out to every action film where someone disguises themselves as a guard or likewise - how does the hero always seem to knock-out the bad guy with the same measurements? And it€™s not just a nice gag; the bare feet will pay off in a much tougher way later on.

39. Bruce Willis

Die Hard 111 Die Hard works brilliantly for so many reasons, as I hope this list will prove, but you can€™t underestimate the supreme casting of Bruce Willis. Far more famous for his comic turn in TV€™s Moonlighting, Bruce plays John as the everyman - not a superhero, and as a result he lends an air of believability to an extraordinary situation. It€™s a lovely performance, encompassing humour, action, regret, rage and a whole lot more in-between. Above all, he brings a fragility to the role, where we just aren€™t sure how (or if) he€™s going to make it out unscathed, and in the process creates one of cinema€™s best underdogs.

38. Classic Dialogue #3

Die Hard 12Hans Gruber: "I wanted this to be professional, efficient, adult, cooperative. Not a lot to ask. Alas, your Mr. Takagi did not see it that way... so he won't be joining us... for the rest of his life. We can go any way you want it. You can walk out of here or be carried out. But have no illusions. We are in charge. So, decide now, each of you. And please remember: we have left nothing to chance." Hans€™ speech to the hostages, to keep them in check, is wonderful. Corny in the hands of many rent-a-goon actors, but delivered by a proper theatre actor, it€™s laced with glorious menace. Even the fact he's tucking into party food just adds to the dread. It should be perfect, but thanks to John, it€™s not quite.

37. Christmas Present

Christmas Present This one is all in the timing, creating a beautifully edited moment that€™s as amusing as it is gruesome. Hans€™ speech ends on €œwe have left nothing to chance€ just as John has sent Tony down in the lift complete with Santa hat and that lovely message on his chest €œNow I have a machine gun. Ho. Ho. Ho.€ Rickman€™s delivery is superb. It€™s a defining moment of the film - the perfect terrorist plot being ruined by a fly in the ointment. Funny, gory, and surprising, it€™s also one of the best Christmas moments in a film that isn€™t explicitly about Christmas. The pan up to show that John is on top of the elevator taking notes is a corker too, a subtle way to raise the tension further.

36. Classic Dialogue #4

Die Hard 13 Fast forward to John on the roof as he attempts to contact the police, and we get our first glimpse at how useless the authorities are. John is told to get off the line and his exasperated response is classic (and because we€™re not an 18 certificate site, I€™ve gone with a €˜edited for TV version€™ of his line): Supervisor: "Attention, whoever you are, this channel is reserved for emergency calls only." John McClane: "No flipping shucks, lady. Does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza?" It€™s an exchange that sums up the whole situation. No-one is riding to the rescue John; it€™s you against the terrorists. Oh, and look out behind you...
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