6 Good Reasons to Fear Toys

1. They're Easily Mis-Used

Robin Williams€™ €œTOYS€, the ever-aging €œSmall Soldiers€ and countless other curio-centred films have shown us that toys, in the wrong hands, can wreak destruction on innocents in an instant. Now, in the run-up to Christmas, a more paranoid man would be forgiven for thinking he was the only person savvy of an impending toy-invasion! Think about how often you€™re surrounded by these inanimate €˜objects€™. Your little sister€™s bedroom, your child€™s nursery; take the wrong turn in your local supermarket and you€™re faced with a potentially nasty hoard on your hands. Especially with the modern military€™s use of drones, we€™re in an age where the idea of tailoring toys to the malicious will of some mentalist is becoming ever-more believable! But the real fear of toys doesn€™t lie in the believability of their €˜coming to life€™ in some way or other. No, the real fear lies in the fact that, despite years of televisual warnings, everybody is still vulnerable to being lulled into a false sense of security by toys€™ innocence. The gas chamber scene in The Rock is a classic case in point. In a box full of miscellanea, Isherwood is still stupid enough to trust the perceived innocence of a doll! A bloody creepy doll, at that! Rather than look at it and think €œCrikey, that€™s a creepy doll, I should use the long tongs!€ He picks it up and begins to imitate whatever creepy voice he thinks the thing should have! Not only does he touch it, he mocks it too! Madness, and no wonder the thing opens its eyes and spews out noxious gas. Let€™s hope the FBI learned their lesson there!
 
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A. J. S. Scott was created as a homunculus by a mad English Alchemist who was trying to make rum from ink and seawater. He is still a fan of both and he has no comment on what happened to all the ‘No Exit’ signs in Islington Underground Station when he visited for Beltaine. You can send him missives by bribing the Right Raven with sour-strings, or: Instagram: @ajsscott Tumblr: andrew-scott-things.tumblr.com