2. Half Of Gary Oldman's Career
I apologize to the Universe for having to bring this up and as I board up my door to keep out the rioters and put on a pair of fluffy but very manly earmuffs to block out the chants of 'Crucify Him! Crucify Him!', I shall explain what I mean. Gary Oldman is a great actor. That has never been up for debate. But it seems for every Dracula, there's a Hannibal. For every Prisoner of Azkaban, there's a Lost in Space. For every The Dark Knight, there's a The Dark Knight Rises. (I jest of course.) It's as if he doesn't realize he's dramatic gold and is willing to do whatever is asked of him, be it Sid and Nancy or Quest for Camelot. Although no matter movie he's in, he always puts in the effort and turns in stellar performances, coming close to being some kind of saving grace as he did so in Hannibal. If out of some major coincidence involving Gary Oldman Googling himself he ends up reading my words, I have this to say to him: Gary Oldman, you are awesome. Get a better agent or I will have yours assassinated and not one of your fans will complain.