7 Car-Crash Actors Whose Meltdowns Were Better Than Their Careers

1. Amanda Bynes

** STRICTLY NO NY DAILIES**Amanda Bynes appears in court in NYC charged with allegedly throwing a bong from her apartment window Oh my God, where to even begin? How about seven years ago. Amanda Bynes, Hilary Duff, and Lindsay Lohan are all around my age and were the young rising starlets all of us talked about being hot when we were seventeen and laughed when they all went off the deep end immediately following their eighteenth birthdays. All of them except Bynes. What is it with female child stars growing up in this sick country? It's like Disney and Nickelodeon have sold their souls to the goat lord Lucifer in exchange for eighteen years of super fandom and celebrity status, but the day that they are adults he will come to collect and inflict them with demonic possession that forces them to make really stupid life choices. All, of course, except for Amanda Bynes. Amanda was the only one that when she turned eighteen she gradually faded from public view simply because when asked if she was going to take her clothes off for the camera she shot back with, no, I'm not really comfortable with that, I'd rather be myself. Even though she knew the antics of Lohan at the time would grant her far more attention she refused to sink to the level of the rest. However, now the demon has come to collect. Bynes' parents have recently leased their home in Texas in attempt to get to California ASAP to help their daughter. After two hit-and-runs and a DUI last year the former starlet's behavior is getting just plain weirder everyday. Just take a look at her twitter feed and you'll realize that you're dealing with someone whose not all quite there. Some of the tweets don't even make sense. A true picture of just how deluded Bynes has gotten is revealed in her tweet: "I can't help but laugh at all of you writing fake stories about me... I was not in any hit and runs. I don't drink so the DUI is false." She is has also gone on to say that all the heat from her court case has been great as now she is getting the publicity she finally deserves. The pierced cheeks and slutty self-pics aren't helping her case any either. Neither is her attempting to set a house on fire. Or was it her pants? Although no charges are being pressed at this time against Bynes what would you think if you found some completely random stranger in your driveway one morning with a can of gasoline and matches?
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