2. Snakes On A Plane
Here I am, focusing all of my thoughts on how scary tourist destinations can be. I'm completely forgetting the most horrifying part of any vacation: the flight. I'm not even talking about the eight year old who won't stop kicking your seat or the guy next to you who takes up all of his seat and some of yours or the fact that they barely give you any in-flight snacks anymore and what's the deal with that anyway? No. I am, of course, talking about the completely realistic threat of poisonous snakes on your next flight. I mean, think about it: who knows what they're loading onto your plane in those giant cargo boxes? It could be literally anything. Up to and including snakes. Luckily for the people on this flight, their in-flight microwave had a "Snake" setting, but it was a pretty fancy plane -- if you think Southwest is going to have that kind of thing, you're going to be seriously disappointed.