7 Movie Crises That Would Have Been Solved In Seconds by Batman

5. Finding Nemo

The Situation: A fish is kidnapped by a human and is tracked down by his father. Enter The Batman: While I'm not sure why Batman would have such an affinity for a clownfish, his deductive and inductive reasoning (inspired by Holmes) and his trusty Bat-sub would easily find the perpetrators of this crime and torpedo them until they were totally a billion pieces of almost-dead. Batman's known to take on kidnapping cases, like the one that starts the infamous Hush run, so it's not beyond anyone's imagination to see just how Batman would go about it. "But how will he fight the sharks?" you might ask. Well, in classic Batman fashion, we can't forget that Batman is always prepared. http://youtu.be/XJlHjf_E--4
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Cameron Carpenter is an aspiring screenwriter, current film and journalism student, and self-diagnosed cinephile, which only sounds bad in certain circles. Devoted fan of comics, movies, theater, Jesus Christ, Sidney Lumet, and Peter O'Toole, he sometimes spends too much time on his Scribd and comicbookmovie.com, but doesn't think you're one to judge, devoted reader. You can follow him on Twitter to watch him talk to people you didn't know exist. Oh, and Daredevil is quite the big deal around here (my head).