7 Ups And 9 Downs From San Andreas

The Rock cooks up plentiful destruction porn with an unhealthy side order of cheese...

The Rock's new disaster flick, San Andreas, is in cinemas this week, and though the marketing campaign hasn't exactly given it a huge presence in the marketplace amid immense competition from the likes of Avengers: Age of Ultron and Mad Max: Fury Road, it's still going to garner considerable interest due to Johnson's presence in the lead role. But the question remains: is it actually any good? Does the destruction porn-fest live up to its enticing possibilities and promising cast, or is it another stupid style-over-substance affair? The answer is pretty much somewhere in the middle, in honesty: it's entertaining if expectations are kept middling, and an undeniable spectacle if certainly one of the cheesiest films of the last 6 months. A mixed bag, then, but one that absolutely demands to be seen on the big screen if you're at all interested in it, because the sheer effects-driven insanity will naturally never feel quite as exciting on your laptop screen or TV. Just ensure to crack open a few beers before heading to the cinema, or at least head in with your brain appropriately switched off. Here are the 7 "ups" and 9 "downs" of the summer's latest blockbuster, San Andreas...
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