8 Cheap Tricks Hollywood Uses to Get Your Money

4. Simultaneous International Premieres

There€™s only one reason, and one reason alone for a simultaneous international premier. Studios will always cook up some warm shit to feed those gullible enough to eat it about €˜creating a global buzz€™ or other such nonsense but come on, we€™re not f*cking stupid. Simultaneous international releases serve one purpose: they wring as much as possible out of a big name but otherwise god-awful movie at opening weekend, before the critics jump on it and tear it a million new assholes for being such inane, patronising bollocks. Take Sex in the City 2. Released to a sea of waiting fans around the world, it made $31m of its $100m production budget back at its domestic opening weekend. Not too bad, but since then its entire domestic gross has only reached $95m in total. Once people saw it, word got around about how eye-stabbingly dreadful it was and the money€™s been slow flowing ever since. Yet worldwide Sex in the City 2 has made nearly $300m, which has, to the relief of the Studio, justified its barely tolerated existence. If it weren€™t for the simultaneous international release though, I guarantee this would not have been the case (source: BoxOfficeMojo). Studios know it, that€™s why they do it: word of mouth greatly affects box office figures €“ eradicate the issue by getting it to the entire audience at once before they can warn their neighbours across the pond. Crafty bastards!
 
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