8 Dirtiest Jokes Hidden In Toy Story Movies

5. Don't Look, I'm Naked!

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On no less than two separate occasions we have this same joke. First, in the second movie we see Woody leap atop the toy horse, Bullseye, and heroically call him to "Ride like the wind!"

Unfortunately, Woody isn't much of a real cowboy and Bullseye mistakenly bucks him off, leaving him standing on his hind legs. After a moment he covers his groin area and slinks away - a clear reference to hiding his horse junk.

Also in the second movie we see Hamm, the piggy bank, and Mr. Potato Head running along when Hamm trips and knocks his cork out, spreading coins all over the ground. He reaches for the hole on his lower belly and says, "All right, nobody look until I get my cork back in."

Don't want to see a naked piggy bank, after all.

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