2. Geoffrey Rush
I can't lie. When I first saw this photo, I thought it was Dana Carvey in the turtle suit from
The Master of Disguise. Not only is Rush giving an awkward, half-frightened and nervous smile, he's complimented with awful framing that looks like his body is about to absorb his head. He seriously looks like he's got a shell under his jacket. And while I'm no fashion expert, the hat gives off some strange SNL-Steve Martin vibes, which doesn't exactly fit the actor at hand. Someone so talented probably shouldn't have this kind of profile picture. Come on, Mr. Rush! Let's spice it up! Grow out your
Pirates of the Caribbean beard again! Throw on a different hat! Pull out a gun! Hiss at the camera! Okay, okay. Maybe I'm getting carried away.