8 Most Ridiculous Christmas Horror Movies

This 2009 entry from Jonathan Gorman and Thomas Edward Seymour (although the film's opening credit state that it's written and directed by 'who the f*** cares') ticks most of the boxes for the other absurd seasonal horror movies we've listed here: it's ultra-low budget, utterly stupid, and set at Christmas.

However, this one also puts women in bikinis at the centre of the action. Just what most of the world would expect for a film set in the winter, right? God bless America.

The third entry in a trilogy, following on from Bikini Bloodbath and Bikini Bloodbath Car Wash (although you'll be astonished to hear it's not too hard to keep up with the plot), Bikini Bloodbath Christmas centres on the staff of a bong shop - who, presumably in a bid to increase sales, are obliged to work in bikinis - who inadvertently resurrect the killer chef from the previous films, who then comes after them during a house party.

This one has it all. Ultra low-production value, hammy acting, horrendous dialogue, ludicrous plot developments, a serial-killing Santa, and a plethora of bad taste gags. Considering the title, though, it is surprisingly low on gratuitous nudity and gore - but if you want something trashy for Christmas, they don't come much trashier than this.