1. His Theme Music Is Far Too Epic
Okay, this one might be a stretch on my part, but I can't help but feel the theme music for a real archaeologist wouldn't be so upbeat and exciting as Indy's is. Any archaeology lecturer approaching from down the hall on campus should be accompanied by defeated monotonous tones of generic cello music either that or "my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard", only because of its crippling irony. For all the lovers of the saga out there (of which there are many), here are the two things the makers of Indiana Jones got right: he sweats a lot and wears a Fedora these are both things I've seen actual archaeologists do.