8 Sci-Fi Films That Should Totally Be Rebooted

2. John Carter

John Carter I know, I know, no-one€™s going to be touching the bones of this colossal, misfiring travesty for a long while yet, and it now effectively acts as a cautionary tale for all would-be-blockbusters. But the fact that Disney€™s first run at Edgar Rice Borroughs€™ material €“ one of the patient zeroes of modern sci-fi €“ proved to be disastrous shouldn€™t deter anyone from trying again. And if the collapse of this film has shown anything, it€™s shown that it€™s probably be easy to bring back Taylor Kitsch, whose career appears to be stalling and looks in desperate need of any high-profile work €“ that is, if he wants to risk it again, a pretty formidable question. The problem with John Carter was that it took a shotgun-to-a-dartboard approach €“ attempting to make something stick, it threw a couple of Borroughs€™ stories into the plot and considering most of his mythos is pretty out-there to begin with, it confused people very quickly. Combine this with the surreal twist at the end concerning Carter coming back to aid a younger incarnation of his author, and you had a recipe for disaster. A potential reboot needs to avoid this €“ if it can let the source material breathe without deviating too far from the original, it might just stand a better chance of success. Of course, there€™s always a question of the epic scale which dragged the film€™s profits down €“ while it might seem a contradiction to what I€™ve said above, it might be a good idea to eschew a reasonable amount the huge, trippy visuals and focus on the characters. Maybe I€™m in a minority here, but I don€™t think John Carter was a bad character, he was just a little vanilla. Making everything more character-centric might be a good idea, plot-wise, and it would free up a great chunk of the budget which would otherwise be used on special effects, such as Kitsch prancing around on the surface of Mars. Plus, we€™d get more interactions with Lynn Collins€™ Dejah Thoris, who was probably the high point of that film.
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