8. The Wolferine
Cast: Joe Rogan, Jennifer Grey, George Takei, the guy who played Wang in Big Trouble in Little China.
Plot: Former Ex-Man and immortal man-beast Jogan (Rogan) travels to South Korea to say goodbye to an old man who saved his life way back during the Korean War. Haunted by the clingy ghost of his former love Jan Beige (Grey), the old man offers Jogan a way to cure his immortality through a technique developed by his lovely yet mysterious physician, Dr. Asp Lady M.D. Soon, Jogan is being pursued by the People's Mafia of North Korea and their head assassin, Slim Jong Kill (Wang from BTiLC), and must use his wolfish fury and retractable metalmantium claws to defeat his enemies and finally be at piece with Jan Beige.