9 Classic Kids Films That Taught Us All Terrible Lessons

8. The Goonies

Goonies The kids from The Goonies come close to the Rugrats in terms of running off and having ridiculously dangerous adventures without their parents' knowledge. Forget discovering the lost treasure of One Eyed Willie, I'm genuinely shocked that these kids weren't horribly murdered before the end of the film. Maybe they just grew up in a neighborhood where the kids were allowed to roam around caves for extended periods of time without leaving so much as a note for their parents, but it seems like a pretty stupid thing to do. It's the 80s, it's not like you have a cellphone allowing you to check in and let people know if you've been captured by Italian stereotypes or stuck in an Indiana Jones style boobytrap. I know they were desperately trying to save their homes, but seriously, those little brats are lucky to be alive.
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Audrey Fox is an ex-film student, which means that she prefers to spend her days in the dark, watching movies and pondering the director's use of diegetic sound. She currently works as an entertainment writer, joyfully rambling about all things film and television related. Add her on Twitter at @audonamission and check out her film blog at 1001moviesandbeyond.com.