9 Suffering Film Franchises That Need The Old Yeller Treatment
In the heart-warming Disney coming of age fable Old Yeller, the doe-eyed protagonist, Travis, gets thrust into adulthood when he's forced to euthanize his beloved Golden Retriever, Old Yeller, with both barrels of a shotgun. While this unusually cruel method of putting down a beloved pet no doubt left Travis a hollow, broken adult incapable of feeling love, it also taught generations of traumatized tykes the value of making the tough choice of allowing something you love to die with dignity. It seems that most movie producers either didn't watch this seminal film or tuned out before the end. There's no greater evidence for this than Hollywood's treatment of the film franchise fans love. As long as it can squeeze ever single, solitary drop of profit from the calcified remains of beloved movies series, the Hollywood machine will continue to serve up reheated leftovers of once great films until the dish becomes so putrid even Oliver Twist would spit it out in disgust. The audiences who loved the films in the first place are forced to see their beloved screen icons become wan, weakened shadows of their former selves until everyone involved begs in unison for the sweet deliverance of a piping-hot serving of buckshot to end the pain. So which film franchises have grown to long in the tooth and desperately need two barrels full of tough love? Read on to find out.