Battered with a frying pan then stabbed in the head with a corkscrew
Battered with a rolling pin then stabbed in the head with a bread knife
Battered with a steak mallet then stabbed in the head with a fork
Battered with a kettle then stabbed in the head with a kebab skewer
Mancunian man in London. Film statto. Music geek. Football lover. Quiz maker. Liam Gallagher once told me to fuck off.
