A Good Day to Die Hard: 5 Reasons To Be Excited!

5. The Title Seems Like It Should Always Have Been

In Keith Richards€™s autobiography he talks about being bemused by snappy song titles that should have been taken before he got there €“ €˜Beast of Burden€™ being just one €“ and this is how €˜A Good Day to Die Hard€™ feels. It€™s got that terse aphorism-esque quality to it that probably would have killed it in the manger had it been the opening movie€™s title but, with today€™s love of camembert comebacks, such a title somehow becomes €˜tongue-in-cheek€™. It€™s one of those titles that you quite enjoy saying. It€™s like the modern retail zeitgeist of nameing shops such things as €˜that shop€™ or €˜Sandra€™s€™ because it works quite well when you prefix it with €˜I€™m going to...€™ but, annoyingly, warrants further explanation to the perplexed listener. You can picture it now: men lining the queues with their receding hairlines and nostalgic yippee-khy -eh€™s, nudging their long-labouring partners and saying it€™s €˜a good day to Die Hard, didn€™t you know?€™ Before chuckling their way into a forward shuffle. There€™s something quite magnificent about a title like that, inciting gags and groans in equal measure, and it€™s definitely something in which to revel during the precursory days€™ wait.
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A. J. S. Scott was created as a homunculus by a mad English Alchemist who was trying to make rum from ink and seawater. He is still a fan of both and he has no comment on what happened to all the ‘No Exit’ signs in Islington Underground Station when he visited for Beltaine. You can send him missives by bribing the Right Raven with sour-strings, or: Instagram: @ajsscott Tumblr: andrew-scott-things.tumblr.com