The EVIL Laundry Machine
Okay, so this one is actually a killer laundry folding machine, which doesnt make it any less outrageous, but for those of you who want to split hairs, consider them split. You may ask yourself, what minds could have produced such a profoundly unfrightening idea? Look no further than horror masters Stephen King and Tobe Hooper who collaborated on the wildly uneven filmic experiment known as The Mangler. Similar to the lamp in Amityville 4, the machine is designed like a giant torture device from the dark ages, which seems a fairly inappropriate aesthetic choice for a contraption meant to help fold laundry. After all is said and done however, there are scenes of extreme gore as human bodies are mashed, munched and folded into neat little piles of bone and flesh. The brutal violence stands in stark contrast to the otherwise completely nonsensical plot, giving the film a fascinating tonal quality. Unfortunately, in terms of haunted objects, it doesnt make me afraid to use the dryer. The film also contains a scene where a demon is being exorcised from a refrigerator. Maybe its supposed to be funny.